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Chapter two : Marital Bliss
i) Title : Angel

First guy (proudly) : My wife is an angel.

Second guy : You're lucky. Mine is still alive.

ii) Title : Jealous wife

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day, she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

iii) Title : Burglar alarm

Suzi woke up around 2am and told her husband, "I think there's a burglar in the house. Tip-toe downstairs, and hit him over the head. But if there's nobody there, bring me back a glass of water.

iv) Title : Near perfect

A woman is looking at the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's almost perfect, darling!"

haha ^^

Hey !

Punctuation is powerful ~ really ..
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An English professor wrote the words "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his student to punctuate it.

All the males in the classwrote, "A woman, without her man,
is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote, "A woman, without her,
man is nothing."
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See ??

Great Jokes.More laughs !

Chapter one : Love is in the air
Title : Goodbye

And it's a laugh matter ..
Start :
" May I see you pretty soon ? " Sujesh asked as he said goodbye
to his girlfriend.

" Why? " she replied in a hurt tone.
"Don't you think I am pretty now ? "
-end-

Why ?? you can't laugh out ??
continue watch it ..
Title : Marriage Proposal

Start :
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.
The man finally decided to ask her to marry him. She immediately said " yes. "

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail,
he got on the telephone and gave her a call.

Embarrased, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

"Oh," she said, "I am glad you called, I remembered saying 'yes'
to someone, but i couldn't remember who it was.'
-end-

Is it OK ??
Will update other joke ..

More Automobile Acronyms

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion/Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again/Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday./Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back/Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Alu , mini story ..

Hey all , i m Asteph ...
Today i m here to talk about Alu's days ...
D second last day goin to school for tuition to prepare for next year unit , got sumtin happen .. huh ?? happen ?! nope ~ tats not call happen anywayssss ...
ok , i m a pengawas at school vad , then every recess time i must go cantin to guide d pupils who eating there ... * so bertanggungjawab woman * i think i like d nilai murni > bertanggungjawab ... then Alu brang d biscuit : Chips More , to school ... n she knoe-ed i like d biscuit .. She gave me some to eat ... n gave Xiao Wen , Atan n Messy too lah ... ( n Messy said she will be shy when others gave her sumtin to eat ... haha ~ ) soo .. after eating , Alu is goin to throw d rubbish , after throwing it , i said to her tat if she got any story bout her life , n she is goin to tell me so i can post d story here .. rite ?! Then she said to me , i have no story in my live here .. then i said , surely i will blog wad she said tat day to me ..
n Today i rely post it , but for me , LIVE tis four alphabet means a lot of thingss .. n it can be happy or sad , rich or poor , living wif who , maybe u r goin to live wif sum1 u love or not .. Live is exited to me .. so for me , tat line tat Alu said was n is not acceptable for me .. hope u think so too ...u can tell me whether u agree to who's mind by writing message in d cbox or leaving comment down tis post .. Thx ~

Huhu ...

Hey peeps who came to this bloggie ^^ , i knoe , tat tis blog is bored .. * oni for nowadays ... * , but surely we , d fiv-girlz will post sumtin else bout us or whatever else tat can be blog here ... , I , Asteph will blog things here * i type-ed my name d cause oni me who is posting , doing bla bla else here ... but at first Shin Wen n Macy got help me sumtin else lah , but now ~ ?! no !! oni me !! so bored *
We will blog things here during our happy holidays .. Yes we will !!
Asteph : I will , for surely ... and i will blog bout Yunho n his pic ... * cause i like him ^^ *
Messy : I promise will ~
Atan : Will ^^
Alu : OK ~ I will ..
Xiao Wen : Yay ! Will ...
... ... ...
We had oredy promise ya ... U will be bertanggungjawab coming to tis blog .. OK ?! ^^

Hilarious

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..

even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive

only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

AND ...
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with.....1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.

But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The manrushed out and wanted to 5 with me.

I ran until I fell6 and threw up. So I go into 7-elevenand grabbed some 8 to throw at him.

Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left7-eleven.

Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.

He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.

Healso asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand.

I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.